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Er...I'm not supposed to be vulgar but...I'm not what!

Warning: The following content below may be inappropriate for minors. Please refrain from reading the content below if you are...innocent and "unvulgar" kind of person. Thank you.

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Alright this is just a quiz that I did on facebook a minute ago. I found it DAMN FUNNY so i decided to post it HAHAAHHA.

SO YOU THINK YOU ARE A C*** B** KIA?
THIS IS A QUIZ TO SEE HOW C***B** OF A PERSON YOU ARE, TAKE IT TO SEE HOW MUCH OF A ASSHOLE N**B** PUABYE ROTIPRATA ARE YOU!


How big of a c***b** kia do you think you are?

-c***b** only
-SUPER PUA C***B**
-SIPUI KNN HONGKAN LAO CB ROTIPRATA TEH PING


If you see someone talking with their mouth full of food, what do you do?

-just keep quiet and dont care because you scared you will kenna whack.
-shout " EH WHAT THE F*CK CB YOU DONT HAVE PARENTS TO TEACH YOU TO CLOSE YOUR MOTHERFKN PUA CB MOUTH WHEN YOU EATING AH? KNN ROTIPRATA HONG GAN SEE YOUR KANPUA BIG MOUTH OPEN REMIND ME OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND NENG TEH BAH CB"
-say " eh cheebye close your mouth lah knn no manners MOTHER NEVER TEACH AH nb tiang"


When you are in the lift and someone asks you to help them press a button, what do you do?

-say "CB YOU KNN BAI KAH(handicap) AH? OWNSELF PRESS LA KNN YOU NO HAND AH JB"
-press the 18th floor and shout "WAH CCB HOPE YOU GO TO 18TH FLOOR OF HELL AND JIA SAI SI LAH KNN HONG GAN JB"
-ask 'which floor?' politely and press it for them


When your friends mum cooks and invites you over for dinner, what will you do if the food TAST LIKE CB F*CK"

-find the chance to spit the food out and hide it under the plate, the cup or if can spit back into the dish plate or the floor.
-smile and be polite, say thanks for the wonderful dinner and how nice the food is.
-spit the food at ther face and shout " WAH AUNTIE YOU DAMN TOK KONG SIA THE WAY YOU COOK, YOUR LAO BU NEVER TEACH YOU HOW TO COOK AH? KNN EAT YOUR FOOD TASTE LIKE SHIT SIA KNN. EVEN I LICK THE DRAIN ALSO TASTE NICER THEN YOUR F*CKIN CB DISGUSTIN SHIT


When you are dulan with your friend, what do you do?

-Use a private number to call Macdonalds and order 200 extra value meal UPSIZE to their house
-when your friend go for recess, you LAO SAI in his bag then zip it up.
-settle the matter personally by MSN because you humji dont dare to face the person


When you drop a pen on the floor and someone helps to pick it up for you, what do you say?

-keep quiet and diao the person
-thanks
-NAH BEH! THATS MINE!

Go do if you want, and see your hilarious result! :D
http://apps.facebook.com/cheebyekia/quiz/questions?quiz_metric[activated_at]=1243868404&quiz_metric[clicked_attribute]=feeds_clicked
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Okay done. (Act) Innocent people, you can open your eyes now.
Anyway, I'll blog about today and tmr...tmr or something! Goodnight people!

Oh btw,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CHANG YI! :D


Posted by Naomi at 11:37 PM



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